Holiday Logic Crewneck – “I’m Not Arguing” Sweatshirt

Our Holiday Logic Sweatshirt features a bold front graphic with the phrase “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Explaining Why I’m Right” paired with a grumpy-cute green character that perfectly captures that “I said what I said” energy.

Soft, cozy, and just the right amount of petty, this sweatshirt is perfect for holiday gatherings, family debates, office parties, or any day you’re tired of repeating yourself. Dress it up with jeans and boots or keep it casual with leggings and sneakers — either way, your opinion will be the main character.

If your vibe is festive, but over it — this is your holiday uniform.

Why you’ll love it:

• Unisex fit – great for layering or wearing oversized

• Soft, cozy fleece interior for extra comfort

• Holiday graphic that pops in photos and holiday reels

• Perfect for parties, gift exchanges, and matching group looks

Fabric & Fit:

• 50/50 cotton-poly blend (or update with your exact fabric)

• Classic unisex crewneck fit

• Runs true to size; size up for an oversized look

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not iron directly on the design